LISTS

 
     
 

Here are some great great lists that

Jimi,    Andy    &    Jez

have made for us.

MAKE SURE YOU CHECK OUT THE NEW ONES!

 

TOP !^ WAYS TO PUT OFF WRITING AN ESSAY*

*(In no particular order)

! MAKE A WEB PAGE
" INVADE POLAND
£  BREAK YOUR WRIST
$ GROW A MONKEY
% SAY THE MONKEY ATE THE ESSAY
^ LOSE YOUR TUTORS ADDRESS
& MAKE A LOAD OF LISTS
* SAY YOUR DOG ATE THE MONKEY
( PRODUCE A HORROR FILM
!) INVENT 'PELODIUM'
!!  MAKE A B-SIDES ALBUM
!" CATCH THE SUN
TRY AND EXPLAIN DONNIE DARKO
!$ DRINK TEA
!%  WORK OUT WHICH NUMBER IS MISSING FROM TOP 16 NUMBERS BELOW.
!^  SHOW IAIN THE TRICK WITH 5 COINS

"Crath de thun, brefore ith grone."

 

TOP !^ R.E.M ALBUMS*

*(In no particular order. Not including BEST OF's)

! MURMER
" GREEN
£ LIFES RICH PAGENT
£a AROUND THE SUN
$ EPONYMOUS
% FABLES OF THE RECONSTRUCTION OF THE FABLES
^ SEA SONG
& DOCUMENT No.5
* DEAD LETTER OFFICE
( AUTOMATIC FOR THE MONKEY
!) RECKONING
!! REVEAL
!" MONSTER
OUT OF TIME
!$ NEW ADVENTURES IN HI FI
!% UP
!^ MAN ON THE MOON SOUNDTRACK

"He doubles up and comes back Monkeys"

 

TOP !^ NUMBERS BETWEEN 1-16*

*(In no particular order)

! THREE
" FOURTEEN
£ ONE
$ SEVEN
% THIRTEEN
^ SIX
& TWELVE
* TWO
( FOUR
!) ELEVEN
!! FIVESUITE
!" MONKEY
NINE
!$ EIGHT
!% TEN
!^ SIXTEEN

"I like thrrreeeeeeeiiieeeeyyyy best"

 

TOP !^ BAD PLACES TO HIDE*

*(In no particular order)

! IN AN OVEN
" ON A HORSE
£ UNDERWATER
$ IN A BAKERS SHOP
% BEHIND YOURSELF
^ THE CEDAR ROOM
& ANY WHERE IN WATERWORLD
* UNDER A GOLF CLUB
( INSIDE RICHARDS 'GEAR'
!) IN A GREENHOUSE
!! JUST HERE. IN THIS LIST
!" UNDER A MONKEY
BEHIND BLUE EYES
!$ INAMOTO
!% ON A BIG POLE WEARING WHILST WEARING A TOP HAT
!^ ANYWHERE IF U R BEING HUNTED BY HARRY 'SEEK-'EM'

"MAYBE THATH'S WHERE THR LOTH SOLTHS ARE HITHDING?"

TOP !^ GREAT PRO EVOLUTION SOCCER MASTER LEAGUE EARLY BUYS*

*(In no particular order)

! FERNANDO TORRES
" BEN ARFA
£ JIMI BRIAND
$ BIG RON VLAAR
% SERGIO RAMOS
^ KOMPANY
& BLACK AND WHITE TOWN 
* SVERKOS
( JESUS NAVAS
!) HOURI
!! ROBINHO
!" INEISTA
SCHWEISENMONKEYSTIEGER
!$ PANDER
!% MAXWELL
!^ SNOYL

 

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